I like cats!
There, with that out of the way:
Oh my god, I hate cats!!! They're everywhere, and they're suicidal! There are hundreds of cats, just popping up all over the place! Please, please, cats of the world: go away!
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| What? No no, all cats must come here! |
Yeah, that's why. Cats make everything so much harder. People are fairly accepting of a dog who hates cats (Monster doesn't really hate them, it's more like he obsessively fixates on them, but tomato - tomato to everyone else really), so some say I shouldn't worry about that part - it's a luxury problem, to be dealt with if and when his more serious issues are resolved. But, when Monster sees a cat his stress levels just skyrocket, meaning everything else in the world becomes a lot more difficult to deal with. He may see a dog 20 yards off and just look away these days (if he's having a particularly good day that is)... But if he's seen a cat first, then he's likely to go into full Monster mode for a dog at five times that distance!
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| What are you talking about? He had it coming... |
I know, I know, cats have to live to. Sure. But do they have to run up to us and scream in Monster's face!??!!?
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| Oh, be nice. That cat just wanted to play. Next time maybe it'll get even closer... |
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