|If only I knew how to roll my eyes...|
|I stopped listening a long time ago...|
And then yesterday, we spent all day in the car again, traveling back home. And today is New Year's Eve...
There, that's all the excuses I've got for you, weren't they great!? So, I'm a completely innocent victim of circumstances, and now that we've established that there's only one thing left:
|No fizzy drinks for you, weirdo!|
(I know a lot of dogs have a hard time right now, Monster and I are sorry about that. We can't really help you - fireworks don't bother Monster, but not thanks to anything I've done, we're just lucky - but we promise at least we won't send off any fireworks. Hold tight, eventually it will be over...)
- And for the record, I'm for a complete ban on fireworks. They're dangerous, they're full of poison, they terrify animals, and it's perfectly possible to have fun without them - if not, you're doing something wrong! Not to mention, how did it become tradition to have drunks handle bombs?!