Barking at the neighbors, every chance he gets. Bark bark bark. Bark, there's a car! Bark, the car's stopped! Bark, someone's getting out! Bark, there's a complete stranger outside the fence! Bark, the stranger is talking to me! Bark, the stranger walks away to the mailboxes. Phew, all is calm - no wait! Bark, someone is coming toward me from the mailboxes! Bark, a stranger is talking to me! Bark, the stranger is holding a dangerous key-shaped object! Bark, the stranger is approaching the neighbor's house! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, burglary! Bark! Oh, danger appears over, I have successfully scared off the suspicious looking stranger! All is well, you can relax now...
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| Don't worry, I'm on the job. |
Well, I can't relax! Would he please just stop barking? At least at people he's known for over a year? Or at least at my sister?! She's family! What's gotten into him?
Ah, I'm too tired to figure it out. Bark, bark, bark, all day long...
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