Mom doesn't hate dogs, she'll bond with the individuals (even including Monster) but she just cannot for the life of her understand why anyone would want the responsibility of having a dog. Dad's the one bringing dogs home (he hunts), and Mom's the one who spends twelve years caring for them. I suppose it' makes her feel like they're a chore and she thinks the rest of us, who aren't living with Dad, should use our freedom to not have dogs. So she'll sit there scratching Monster's neck, while having a serious talk with me about how once Monster's dead (insert every superstitious ritual to ward off evil, jinx, bad luck, etc, here), I'll be free to never have another dog again...
Don't worry! I'm gonna live forever. |
Hmmm... I may have talked myself out of missing her.
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