I bought a new phone today, after weeks without one (remember, I dropped my phone and stepped on it back when I was feverish and severely unlucky). Yay, great! Except I turned my back, heard a crunching sound, turned around, aaaannndd... Monster was eating my brand new phone!
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What? What's yours is mine, right? Plus, I was just getting it for you! And, err, right, checking that it was safe!
(It totally wasn't by the way. Do we have any dental floss?) |
Woohoo. More expenses. But who needs a phone anyway, right?
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